Bottles Of Autumn

A message from Ham Kor's Agent.....


Actually, this blog suppose to be publish after my client's holland trip blog. Unfortunately.... due to the management "wisdom" to block all chats messaging, "stress releasing" websites and BLOGS .... ( Mind if i'm asking.... what does entertainment has to do with blogs???? ) My Holland trip blog somehow got corrupted.... So, you guys have to wait for a few days again.... But i'll assure you, that blog will be enteraining with full of Ham-Sap-ness.... (hehe...)

Below is a press conference release made public by our beloved Hamkor....

Agent: Well well well.... Check this out.... Wat have Hamkor did this time....? Oh shit...... He got
romantic suddenly.... what...??? is love in the air....???

Hamkor : No...... (responsed while potraying a dull face ....)

Agent : ( a little blurred) ok...... Hamkor, why don't you explain to us what are these bottles
are then....?

Hamkor : ( saying it proudly...) My trip to Holland last November has inspired me to create this idea to share to the world. A piece that last temporarily in physical but lasts forever in memories. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you.... My Bottles of Autumn....

Audience: wa~

Agent: There you go from the audience.... i see that every bottles are differently setup... Do they bring any meanings?

Hamkor: (saying it proudly again....) Yes, of course..... Let me tell you every each of them....

I named this bottle "Ressurection from stress". It reminds me that whenever i'm stress, i need to cut some plants and stuff it in the bottle !!!!

Agent and Audience : ( ' _ ' )"

Audience: wa~

Hamkor: Hehe... please forgive me.... have been quite stress since i didn't get to use my CHATS and.... BLOGS !!!


Agent : Rilek bro... rilek rilek.... So what's the next bottle
about....?

Hamkor : The second bottle is "Life Pressures" . In life, we always push ourselves to obtain wealth, power and reputation but at the same time these 3 things are also pushing at us....and make us work like ah kau ah te.... Due to this friction, we tend to forget what's life is about....

Audience: wa~

Agent : (with an awkward happy mood saying....) THANK YOU HamKor for being so good at playing with our feelings !!!







Hamkor : ( while looking at him sending an eye signal message:" Lu ai si si bo....?") Next.... is the bottle of "Death"...and today is a sad day for my agent if he's not careful with his mouth .....

Agent: why...?

Hamkor: Because if you don't .... i'm going to give you this bottle....

Audience: wa~







Agent :(a bit terrified) Hahaha... my client is a great joker !!!
erm... so, what's next boss...?

Hamkor: "Tension"

Agent: what...?

Hamkor: "Tension...."

Agent: Boss, don't get angry le....

Hamkor: The bottle is named "Tension" la you dick head....!
You see there are so many leaves stuffed inside the bottle, that's the feeling in your head when you get tension rite...?

Audience: wa~

Agent : Oh.....

Hamkor: Oh Han zhu ar oh....

Agent : and the last 1..... ?

Hamkor: What happens when you get pressures in life, tension in work and stress with management...?

Agent : ( Do the fei mao version saying...) i dong knou...

*** Did you shake your shoulders while saying it...? ***

Hamkor: I call this bottle "Mind Haywire" ... u see the petals flying around the bottle...? That's how a crazy mind looks like....

Audience: wa~

Hamkor: ( a little bit curious about the audience) What is your problem....?

Audience: wa wawa wa wawawa wawa wa....

***Translation: i was trying to tell you that i am deaf but you seem not to get the picture ***
Hamkor: AGENT !!!!! !@X123&&*

***fyi, Apparently there's only 1 audience ***


Actually the bottles were named as
1. Midst of Surviving
2. Leaves of Fragility
3. Lonely Piece
4. Winter's Coming
5. Colours of Autumn

note: I've thought of something new to do with the bottles this spring.... so first come first serve....