How would Edison react to this...?

Recently, Edison Chen's nude pictures was circulated in the internet causing his career to drop down bottm and there even news saying his commiting suicide now....(thanks to the paparazzi who likes to stick their nose into other ppl's business....)

But , i dunno how he would react to this.....?

Probably he would just say.... " oh...so sweet...." or maybe he would just say..." Mom, please get me a rope now..... "

Enjoy~

The Star - Speaking our mind for the first time....

Recently... an article titled "All for the sakes of winning votes" from the star caught my attention big time. This is because all media papers have been under the government's scrutinization. That is why certain news published in the dailies that even has the tiniest bit of connection with the government interest me a lot. Because that is how they want us to perceive it.... I however, tend to think what they wanted to achieve by publishing it to the people.

yeah.... About the article, i think it's really about time for somebody to write something that represent the people's views about the government, or the opposition. I mean although all that involve in politics are dirty, but how a reigning government of a country since independence that had served for the people so long has become a party that do not share the same visions of our forefathers...? I mean if you guys really had pay attention on the papers or tv news in the past or surfed the net in the past years, the government has been giving us nothing but s**t ! what ....? you don't know .... ? Let me refresh your mind then....

1. Corruption - Remember how our Zakaria friend built his mansion on a municipal owned land without spending a penny and not being penalised eventhough he was caught right handed. What happen if the culprit is only an ordinary civilian and not belong to politics...? i'm sure he's already behind bars by then.

2. Mismanaged Funds - Can you even believe the government could spent RM 1,200 on a screw box when you could get them at RM 50 in Careefour. I mean..... Which dumbo would approve such funds...?

3. Discrimination - Remember how Hishammudin yield his keris with anger saying "jangan cabar kami....!" what....? is it wrong to fight for what we deserve....? yet it was done in an open discussion , not come to fighting yet.... So, where is that so called power-sharing spirit huh...?and i can be even more racist in this issue.... but i chose not to....

4. Fuel hikes - We, as a citizen understands the governments pain paying subsidies. But bear in mind, other countries do not have to pay AP's and tolls. And because of that, automobiles in malaysia is the highest priced in the region yet our salary is one of the lowest among developed countries. Who's more sympathetic here....?

5. Justice malpractice - Never knew that such practice was a tradition all along untill Lingam's case was brought up. What's funny was when after Lingam Said " He looks like me, sounds like me and speaks like me. But , i would not say 100% it's me."; Surprisingly, the judge agreed to his statement. Seems like malaysia do have a lot of dumbos.... To me, whether Lingam will be convicted guilty or not; the case itself had already became a mockery joke to the world. Come to think of it, were all the perceived injusticed cases ruled in the previous court fights had been fixed by the higher grounds ....? Man.... who needs another court when you have a malfunction 1...?

Those are the big 5 reasons that i'm truly dissapointed with the present ruling party. From the way i see it, the overwhelming power they had all this time had made them "forgetful" of the people and letting them reaped all our taxes like no one's watching. As the election date March 8 approaches , candidates from all parties are playing their same old tricks again which is making empty promises for the sake of winning votes. To me, politics are always dirty. How i vote will based on 2 factors which is:

a.) his personal political contribution to his candidacy region, and

b.) the agenda of the party he's representing as a whole to determine how it would affect the future's economy.

So, how will you vote for your future....? Therefore, make your vote counts !!!!

Here's the link to the article i talked about....

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?fi le=/2008/2/10/focus/20287210&sec=focus

Hahahaha.... Fanta !

My Nickname(s) Story….

Sometimes, it is amazing to see how a name can be nicknamed to all sorts of names. Since I too have a lot of nicknames, I thought maybe it’s a good idea to write them into a blog. So, without further delay, I’ll just relate them to you in a story.

On the 22nd of December 1983, I was accidentally given the name Abraham Moses. I myself had a hard time pronouncing my name when I was young…. And because of that I accidentally made my own first nickname. How did it happen? Well, when I was a toddler my mom starts calling me by my name – which I’m still not aware of. Whenever she calls my name, I would give her a half confuse and half smile look….. ( I wonder how did I do that…?) . So when she could not get my attention, she would hold my arms and tell me, “ Abraham….follow mummy say Abraham…..” Then my face would be like “is it time for milk…?” and answered “ Yam… Yam…”. Since then, everyone in my family including my maternal relatives calls me “ Yamyam”. ( Damn…. I miss my mom’s Cook Home Rice - Translate that in cantonese). The nick yamyam was slowly transformed to yam, tomyam, Ayam, yang yang from the mouths of my maternal cousins.

However, my dad did not call me by that nick. I guess he thinks its gay and he wanted to instill some manliness into my growing being. So he called me “boy” instead. This nick was given to me when I started to had a Japanese-look-a-like-when-she-was-a-baby sister. This was to enable him to call the right child without messing with their names. (Pa, just kidding la….haha). As for my paternal relatives, they call me “boboy”, most probably that nick was influenced from my dad’s given nick.

So as I grew up, I get to understand the significance of my name. Where ever I go and whenever I say my name, people around me would say great people about this name. Among the malays, they say my name is nama nabi ( if my friend hear this, she might think of different thing. Eg: Midvalley --> KimGary or “ Three of my Friends cancel already" --> “ Three of your friends got Cancer already ?!!!! ( hehe… sorry lo… =P ) In English, we call them Prophet names. The name Abraham is famous for his faith to God while Moses was the man who wrote the ten commandments and also the one who stick his tongkat into earth and separated the sea into half in order to create an escaping route for the Hebrews to salvation. Some… would call me Abraham Lincoln – the President of the United States. I like one of the statement saying, “ with Great power, Comes with Great Responsibility…” ( Cho to Ma te ….! Isn’t that from Spiderman ???? Wth….)

As I realize these names were famous and noble among the people who bear it, I then thought of somehow “creating” one myself. So, wherever I go when people ask me my name, I would always try to pronounce it the right way. However, this was problematic for my Chinese primary school mates. You know how common Chinese names are structured into 3 words or characters ( Starts with a Surname and followed by 3 characters). So, in order to join the pack and avoid being a total outcast; my name was chop into 3 words too… Ah Ba Ham ! ( Believe it or not, that nick still stays alive until now…) . Others… were like Ah Bla ham , Ah be Ra ham and etc. Well, can’t blame them as our English at that time was still not up to that level yet. When I was in high school, they started to go funny and really short with my name like Ah ham, bra bra ( What the…), Ham lou, Ham ye, Ham kor, Ham….. Luckily I was immune of this as I already had enough “training”. During my university studies, my nick was more of a masculine nick. Instead of having my friends calling me Abraham, I ask them to call me Abs – even though I didn’t really got my 6 packs yet. Some even call me “King” ( I got this nick when I did some comedy act during 1 of my induction… Damn proud that time for my Stephen chow’s inspirational acting skill….). As for during sports like football, guys back in the university would call me Nakata …… ( bangga nih…)

There’s this girl who gets creative with my nickname when I played with her “mood”. I started with some mild “pokes” to her mood…. Initially, she responded back by calling me ApaHam or Mr.A and she didn’t even bother to care after that; I assumed that her friends use to do the same and probably because of that she somehow got immune to such pokes. Then, I gradually increase the “pokeness” just to get her attention. When she felt she was challenged, she started to retaliate and nicknamed me Hamburger Hamishu, Hamster and bla bla ham. But, once she ate the bait ( which means she started to be moody) ….HAhaahaha…. My Nickname was never-ending…. Here, I present to you Hamkor’s Top 10 Nickname…
1.) Bra bra Ham = i wonder if that’s posible for me…. Hehe…
2.) See Ham = Only can call this when u see me...otherwise, u have to say SeeNoHam !
3.) Ham dan qiu yan = Salted Egg Superman. Wonder why the chinese like weird heroes…?
4.) Ham Chim Peng = Some Chinese delicacy. Can find it on the net du…..
5.) Ham Sam Seng = Confucious say, “ you go to jail , Bad boy !”
6.) Ham Mani Home = She even made some voodoo spell from my name….?
7. ) Ham Sap Ham = I am….
8.) Ham be lang = ham with stripes…..
9.) Ma – Har – Ba = My name spelt from behind… she really got me….
10.) Ham Ka Chan !!!!! = Hahaha…. Guess she’s Moody Hot !

Fanta...

My new year resolution....

The year of 2007 has been very unfortunate for me... They say it's a bad year for the "boars" regarless whatever you're doing. Going through the events really gave me a hard time especially during the frst half of the year. So, i'll just recap a bit about the events occured to me in the year of the boar.

Unfortunate Events :

a.) Got a serious acne problem

b.) Got accidents twice in 1 day on my convocation day

c.) Got accident again and almost got ass kicked by thug kor

d.) Uncle passed away….

e.) Car gave me a lot of problem and had to invest a lot of money on it…

f.) was done investing half way… Car (my nismo babe) got stolen……

g.) Office Yahoo messenger and websites got blocked by the management

However, in the middle of frustrations and dissapointments; some gave me hope to move on....

Fortunate Events:

a.) Got accepted as a Hands Trainee

b.) Got an incredible and fascinating job as a Data Consultant

c.) Get to travel to Holland ... ( my first Euro trip )

d.) Created my first blog - Hamkor's Secrets

d.) Having new friends and close friends that i can depend to whenever i'm in trouble.

So, as the unlucky year passes....A New year comes and My new year resolution for 2008 are:

a.)Able to perform in 1 major concert as a hands performer

b.)Make my first 50k

c.)Nurture the kids in drums from my old school through blogging

d.)Have a kick ass birthday party….

e.)Last but not least …. I want to live my life without regrets….and to the fullest….treasuring every second with my family, relatives and friends.....

Comedy of hamsapness